Why would anyone aspire to be a Zero? What's the appeal? Zero is defined as "the lowest point, or degree," "naught, nothing," "amounting to nothing." If you stand on the street and call passers by Zeroes, you'll probably get socked in the face a few times.
On the other hand, there's Ten. Take Ten. The Perfect Ten. Olympians strive for Ten. Take those same passers by on the street and call them a Ten and you'll get smiles.
So, if I have to choose between a Zero and a Ten, I'm going to have to go with my tens. They fit better anyway.
1 comment:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! I love it!
I have the same feelings. I have a 16-year old niece that's a 00 (double-zero) and my 35-year old sister-in-law who is proud to be a (get this) 000!!! She said she weighs what she did in 7th/8th grade. Maybe it's me, but something seems really sick about this
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